There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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