I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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