Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I love black thongs
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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