You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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