are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
only you would photoshop your dick
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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