Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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