...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
