i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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