I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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