He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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