everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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