In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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