I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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