I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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