Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Found the puke drawer
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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