I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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