my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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