i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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