Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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