Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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