But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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