You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize
