i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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