So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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