hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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