So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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