Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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