Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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