Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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