Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
