found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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