So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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