that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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