Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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