Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i believe in u and ur pee
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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