dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
ttyl tear gas
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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