i wish there were pregnant emoticons
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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