So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
