I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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