do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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