Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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