I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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