That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
