I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My liver just had a heart attack.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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