it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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