I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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