How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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