This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I can't turn off my feet"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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