Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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