Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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