no you cant smoke seaweed
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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