any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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