How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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