Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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